Are you childless?

Hopeless?

Running out of time?

Then allow me if you will to help you

I can

I will be there

To give you your fondest dream come true

Boy or girl?

Single or twins?

Whatever you want

I will do my best to provide

Giving away for free

Each and every last one of my eggs

Just like they were the sweetest sweet candy

Don't really ever want a child of my own

So why be such a hog?

When I can give and give and give

Bringing joy and smiles across the land

Just by sharing a small precious portion of myself

Again and again and again

Until all over the world there are little Ramonas running around everywhere

Nothing to ever be taken back

No promises or hearts broken

I never even have to see or know

The results of my good deeds

All I ask is only the most worthy and desperate apply

No richy riches, racists or movie stars please

No, no, no

None of you will ever get a drop of what I'm giving

So if interested, married and solid

Write

Call

Reach out and touch me

And all that I have to give

To make your every wish come true

Will be yours for the asking

100 percent free

No catches and no bull

Satisfaction guaranteed!

2008 Ramona Thompson